Jupiter Ascending

Jupiter Ascending

Original Name: Jupiter Ascending

Genre: Action, Adventure, Movies, Sci-Fi

Language: English

IMDB Rating: 4.6

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Release Date: 6 February 2015

Director: ,

Download American Sniper Full Movie and it is 2015 Hollywood sci-fi film directed by The Wachowskis. The Wachowskis are fast becoming the M. Night Shyamalan of Sci-Fi action movies. The difference being Shyamalan has made more good movies. Then again Shyamalan has also made more shit movies. Filmakers like this make me believe I could be one! How hard can it be?

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The Wachowskis had the studios cough up $160 million plus on this! Imagine the good you could do in the world with that money? It has some nice effects, obviously where a huge chunk of the budget went. But it is overdone to such a degree where I had no sense of reality.

As confusing as the visuals where the story was like trying to figure out a crossword in a Russian newspaper!
Eddie Redmayne obviously had no idea there was an oscar waiting for him for his fine work in The Theory of Everything, otherwise he would not have done this or played his character in the manner in which he did. “Let’s have a fun with it! How about I play him like a constipated 4 year old whose parents won’t take him to Disney World!” I felt like writing my congressman to start a campaign to have his Oscar revoked!

The rest of the cast’s performances are how you’d expect, although I thought Tatum had evolved somewhat, I guess I was wrong. His Wolf spliced character has all the charm of a comatose Kristen Stewart! And why was he a wolf/man hybrid anyway? It didn’t add anything to his character, all gravity boot and elf ears!

I could go on and on, but my head is spinning just trying to squeak out the story again, and just thinking about the glorious pile of donkey shit this movie was. DO NOT WATCH IT! Even in your deepest abscesses of boredom! Watch Transformers (any of them), hell watch Fifty Shades of Grey! That’s how bad this movie is! So Download Jupiter Ascending Full Movie HD Video for PC and Mac.

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